Mitfudrak is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, omnipotent gorilla.

Mitfudrak created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitfudrak, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mitfudrak, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Mitfudrak's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Mitfudrak's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat figs.

2. Always obey Mitfudrak's priests.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.