Likzodvab is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omnipotent mongoose.

Likzodvab created gold three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likzodvab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Likzodvab, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Likzodvab's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Likzodvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear violet skirts.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not hurt monkeys.