Yattfumnart is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, slow dolphin.

Yattfumnart created matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yattfumnart, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yattfumnart, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Yattfumnart's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Yattfumnart's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. You must pray to Yattfumnart three times a day.

5. Never play with disobedient children.
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