Dagqueeg is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, compassionate
dove.
Dagqueeg created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dagqueeg, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Dagqueeg, he will turn you into a rat.
Dagqueeg's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.
Dagqueeg's Holy Commandments1. Put Dagqueeg first in all things.
2. Always obey Dagqueeg's priests.
3. Always help rats.
4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Dagqueeg in the centre of the settlement.
5. Never think about quantum field theory.