Zantettiwig is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, moody squirrel.

Zantettiwig created a down quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zantettiwig, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zantettiwig, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Zantettiwig's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Zantettiwig's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Do not take Zantettiwig's name in vain.

4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Zantettiwig in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always pray immersed in water.