Vedjigsadrowbonhudkan Rutthudfun is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, moody goose.

Vedjigsadrowbonhudkan Rutthudfun created a quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedjigsadrowbonhudkan Rutthudfun, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vedjigsadrowbonhudkan Rutthudfun, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Vedjigsadrowbonhudkan Rutthudfun's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Vedjigsadrowbonhudkan Rutthudfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never think about photosynthesis.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not eat cucumbers.
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