Bopjap is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sage yak.

Bopjap created oxygen four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopjap, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bopjap, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Bopjap's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Bopjap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Feed all hungry snakes.
Votes: 2       Vote for this god
Previous god       Next god