Quart is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, self-assured bear.

Quart created a down quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quart, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Quart, she will turn you into a mouse.

Quart's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Quart's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Quart.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Quart.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quart.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near doves while wearing black skirts and balancing eight tin spheres on your legs.