Honrothad is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sapient crocodile.

Honrothad created a charm quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Honrothad, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Honrothad, he will not invite you to parties.

Honrothad's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Honrothad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always pray immersed in water.