Mantarpfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, fast raven.

Mantarpfeb created silver seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mantarpfeb, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mantarpfeb, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Mantarpfeb's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Mantarpfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Always help sick horses.

3. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Do not keep five badgers in a large pit.