Wipbodyim is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, clever
goblin.
Wipbodyim created everything that exists five million years ago.
If you believe in
Wipbodyim, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Wipbodyim, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Wipbodyim's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.
Wipbodyim's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Hide from fawn grasshopers for they are unholy.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
5. Never write about galaxies.