Weemigton is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, confident lizard.

Weemigton created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weemigton, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Weemigton, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Weemigton's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Weemigton's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never talk about seals.

3. Always help sick squirrels.

4. Do not take Weemigton's name in vain.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.