Kammanhit is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciless sheep.

Kammanhit created a top quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kammanhit, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kammanhit, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Kammanhit's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Kammanhit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair gray.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Retreat if four seals approach from the east.

5. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Kammanhit in the centre of the settlement.