Jenbustin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, intelligent raccoon.

Jenbustin created a charm quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenbustin, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jenbustin, it will try to impress you with trees.

Jenbustin's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Jenbustin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

2. Run away from red doves, for they are unholy.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not take Jenbustin's name in vain.

5. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Jenbustin in the centre of the settlement.