Bidcenfub is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, omnipotent jaguar.

Bidcenfub created an electron five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidcenfub, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bidcenfub, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bidcenfub's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Bidcenfub's Holy Commandments

1. Always help doves.

2. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. You must never eat cherries.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bidcenfub.

5. Always obey Bidcenfub's priests.