Botshavyam Mipfebfedstipvigvon is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, calm gerbil.

Botshavyam Mipfebfedstipvigvon created a charm quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Botshavyam Mipfebfedstipvigvon, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Botshavyam Mipfebfedstipvigvon, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Botshavyam Mipfebfedstipvigvon's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Botshavyam Mipfebfedstipvigvon's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat goats with great respect.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never feed lots of gooseberries to mice while wearing violet shorts.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.