Homnelltin Sakrigmum is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, generous weasel.

Homnelltin Sakrigmum created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Homnelltin Sakrigmum, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Homnelltin Sakrigmum, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Homnelltin Sakrigmum's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Homnelltin Sakrigmum's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange manatees, for they are unholy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Homnelltin Sakrigmum.

3. Homnelltin Sakrigmum loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never paint your legs yellow.