Kinquartlarp is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, proud warg.

Kinquartlarp created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kinquartlarp, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kinquartlarp, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Kinquartlarp's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Kinquartlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Worship no other gods but Kinquartlarp.

3. Never paint your chest white.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Do not take Kinquartlarp's name in vain.