Jadjandiss is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, merciful human.

Jadjandiss created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadjandiss, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jadjandiss, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Jadjandiss' most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Jadjandiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.