Fumsashomlidbudpadlipbat is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, resourceful yak.

Fumsashomlidbudpadlipbat created the cosmos nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumsashomlidbudpadlipbat, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fumsashomlidbudpadlipbat, she will be very sad.

Fumsashomlidbudpadlipbat's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Fumsashomlidbudpadlipbat's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always help gulls.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. You must pray to Fumsashomlidbudpadlipbat seven times a day.