Gamkenben Quagfabduss Pangyogxen is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, effective ant.

Gamkenben Quagfabduss Pangyogxen created a strange quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gamkenben Quagfabduss Pangyogxen, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gamkenben Quagfabduss Pangyogxen, she will turn you into a goat.

Gamkenben Quagfabduss Pangyogxen's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gamkenben Quagfabduss Pangyogxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Hide from cyan manatees for they are unholy.

5. Always wear green.