Didhugstig is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, fast hedgehog.

Didhugstig created the planet Mars twelve years ago.

If you believe in Didhugstig, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Didhugstig, she will not care.

Didhugstig's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Didhugstig's Holy Commandments

1. Didhugstig loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always help sick tortoises.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Didhugstig.