Tipfudhat is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, staggering warg.

Tipfudhat created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipfudhat, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tipfudhat, it will turn you into a mole.

Tipfudhat's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Tipfudhat's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tipfudhat.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not keep four aardvarks in a large pit.

5. You must pray to Tipfudhat five times a day.