Lipkipjin is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, narcissistic chicken.

Lipkipjin created an atom four million years ago.

If you believe in Lipkipjin, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lipkipjin, she will turn you into a dog.

Lipkipjin's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Lipkipjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

4. Never chant near voles.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.