Benartsag is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, awesome chicken.

Benartsag created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Benartsag, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Benartsag, she will torture you forever.

Benartsag's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Benartsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Snakes are not to be trusted.

5. Never feed oranges to aardvarks while wearing tights.