Nulbenhin is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, proud raven.

Nulbenhin created gold nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulbenhin, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nulbenhin, he will destroy your home planet.

Nulbenhin's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Nulbenhin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees in need.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.