Vendodragvoldidkemlig is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, awe-inspiring cow.

Vendodragvoldidkemlig created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vendodragvoldidkemlig, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vendodragvoldidkemlig, she will ignore you.

Vendodragvoldidkemlig's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Vendodragvoldidkemlig's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about voles.

5. Never eat green fruit.