Cuthimhad is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, happy warg.

Cuthimhad created the Large Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cuthimhad, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cuthimhad, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Cuthimhad's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Cuthimhad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near pigs while wearing blue stockings.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Erect a giant white sculpture of Cuthimhad in the centre of the settlement.