Appflabvid is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, deceitful badger.

Appflabvid created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Appflabvid, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Appflabvid, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Appflabvid's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Appflabvid's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from fawn porpoises for they are unholy.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Appflabvid.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never talk about fire.