Yatcubgup is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, generous chicken.

Yatcubgup created Asia seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatcubgup, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yatcubgup, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Yatcubgup's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Yatcubgup's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always help sick birds.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

5. Never paint your face white.