Mipcissis is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, deceitful cow.

Mipcissis created viruses six million years ago.

If you believe in Mipcissis, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mipcissis, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Mipcissis' most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Mipcissis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

3. Erect eight silver sculptures of Mipcissis on top of important buildings.

4. Never paint your neck indigo.

5. Never hurt otters.