Wikkarfom is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, loving bee.

Wikkarfom created Mount Everest seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wikkarfom, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wikkarfom, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Wikkarfom's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Wikkarfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not kill eagles.

3. Never talk about spacetime.

4. You must pray to Wikkarfom five times a day.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.