Jambepnad is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, witless goblin.

Jambepnad created gold five billion years ago.

If you believe in Jambepnad, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jambepnad, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Jambepnad's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Jambepnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always look after injured badgers.

4. Always treat cats with great respect.

5. Do not take Jambepnad's name in vain.