Pibpongeb is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, omnipotent
butterfly.
Pibpongeb created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Pibpongeb, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Pibpongeb, she will turn you into a tree.
Pibpongeb's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Pibpongeb's Holy Commandments1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. Always wear magenta.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Do not hurt ants.
5. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.