Jipstafdissfetbadjiplib is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, generous fairy.

Jipstafdissfetbadjiplib created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jipstafdissfetbadjiplib, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jipstafdissfetbadjiplib, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Jipstafdissfetbadjiplib's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Jipstafdissfetbadjiplib's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight capybaras approach from the south.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never feed lots of aubergines to monkeys while wearing brown dresses.