Ort is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, flying hamster.

Ort created the universe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ort, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ort, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Ort's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Ort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt horses.

2. Always help sick gulls.

3. Worship no other gods but Ort.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never leap near foxes.