Tunkippin is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, witty skunk.

Tunkippin created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Tunkippin, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tunkippin, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tunkippin's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Tunkippin's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of pigs.

2. Always help bats.

3. Never hurt monkeys.

4. Hide from white sharks for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about dark energy near gulls while wearing violet coats and balancing nine copper spheres on your face.