Bafpoddad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, amazing fly.

Bafpoddad created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafpoddad, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bafpoddad, he will turn you into a frog.

Bafpoddad's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Bafpoddad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not kill snails.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Do not chop down trees.