Podweepid Naknakmitmonwipwonlib Biftomven is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, almighty centaur.

Podweepid Naknakmitmonwipwonlib Biftomven created a charm quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Podweepid Naknakmitmonwipwonlib Biftomven, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Podweepid Naknakmitmonwipwonlib Biftomven, it will not care.

Podweepid Naknakmitmonwipwonlib Biftomven's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Podweepid Naknakmitmonwipwonlib Biftomven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lemons.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always help sick bats.