Wat is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, resourceful bear.

Wat created carbon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wat, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wat, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Wat's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Wat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt shrews.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. You must pray to Wat six times a day.

4. Never talk about doves.

5. Never eat carrots.