Hadbuthom is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, idiotic giraffe.

Hadbuthom created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadbuthom, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hadbuthom, he will manifest in front of you.

Hadbuthom's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Hadbuthom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near monkeys while wearing pink coats and balancing three aluminium spheres on your chest.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near frogs while wearing violet corsets and balancing nine tin spheres on your hands.