Femdagfad is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, all-powerful alligator.

Femdagfad created bats two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Femdagfad, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Femdagfad, he will strike you with lightening.

Femdagfad's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Femdagfad's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Femdagfad on top of all buildings.

4. Worship no other gods but Femdagfad.

5. Do not dye your hair white.