Gatdodcat is a god.

She takes the form of a small, confident ant.

Gatdodcat created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gatdodcat, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gatdodcat, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Gatdodcat's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Gatdodcat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. You must pray to Gatdodcat eight times a day.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Never think about quantum field theory.