Pasflowdub is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, weak meerkat.

Pasflowdub created an atom three million years ago.

If you believe in Pasflowdub, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pasflowdub, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Pasflowdub's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Pasflowdub's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Retreat if nine bats approach from the south.

4. Do not hurt pigs.

5. Do not wear magenta clothing.