Banbetmon is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, competent newt.

Banbetmon created the universe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Banbetmon, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Banbetmon, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Banbetmon's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Banbetmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention grasshopers.

2. Never feed peas to sheep while wearing jumpers.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics.

4. Frogs are not to be trusted.

5. Never go into orange rooms.