Bosswikvil is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, intelligent dryad.

Bosswikvil created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bosswikvil, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bosswikvil, he will refuse to believe in you.

Bosswikvil's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bosswikvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into cyan rooms.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Bosswikvil must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Do not take Bosswikvil's name in vain.