Gumvenrag is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, egotistical walrus.

Gumvenrag created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumvenrag, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gumvenrag, she will manifest in front of you.

Gumvenrag's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Gumvenrag's Holy Commandments

1. Gumvenrag loves voles, so they must be honoured.

2. Always look after injured horses.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.