Laghubzim Cibflagbopcidhud is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, generous hare.

Laghubzim Cibflagbopcidhud created matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Laghubzim Cibflagbopcidhud, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Laghubzim Cibflagbopcidhud, he will strike you with lightening.

Laghubzim Cibflagbopcidhud's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Laghubzim Cibflagbopcidhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always pray immersed in water.