Jindapbad is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, charitable gerbil.

Jindapbad created dark matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jindapbad, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jindapbad, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Jindapbad's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Jindapbad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from white foxes, for they are unholy.

2. Run away if nine bats approach from the west.

3. You must love Jindapbad.

4. Never write about nucleic acids.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.