Vogflabnullnig is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, confident gorilla.

Vogflabnullnig created a top quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogflabnullnig, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vogflabnullnig, she will strike you with lightening.

Vogflabnullnig's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Vogflabnullnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not eat garlic.

3. Always help grasshopers.

4. Always wear purple.

5. Do not speak about peanuts.